Ok, another one of these 'email jokes' that got circulated around the office at work, had me in stitches this morning, really brightened up my Friday haha. Hope it's ok to post it haha!
Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years.
Two days before the departure, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells
him he isn't going (that's Ron with the mustache). Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire!
"Dang man, how long you been here ... how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"
I looked, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes. She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, here I am!
Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years.
Two days before the departure, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells
him he isn't going (that's Ron with the mustache). Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire!
"Dang man, how long you been here ... how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"
I looked, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes. She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, here I am!